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A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The cucumber said, "My life sucks, when I get big, fat and juicy, they cut me up and toss me into a salad."
The pickle said, "When I get big, fat and juicy, they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar."
The penis said, "You think that's bad, when I get big, fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and...
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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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what do you call a bald blonde?
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Britney Spears!